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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 02:54:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>you should have seen me smiling, like the world was mine</title>
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  <description>I just sang my son to sleep.  What an incredible feeling.</description>
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  <lj:music>SMOKING POPES</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 02:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Totally in love</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:00:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>presidentin&apos; is hard!</title>
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  <description>Being a stay at home mom stinks sometimes!  Although the alternative to working and leaving my baby somewhere else is unfathomable, there are some days when I wish I could just go to work for 12 hours, take a break every couple hours, eat lunch uninterrupted, and feel like I made a difference.  Instead, I wake up after about 5 interrupted hours of sleep, wipe a stinky butt all day, find myself covered in vomit and urine, and have a tiny human who seems permanently attached to my chest.  Not to mention the housework, finances, and classes.  I cant remember the last time I had food that wasn&apos;t made in the microwave.  Most of my conversations are in a high pitched voice and use made up words where I speak to my son, not very stimulating, he laughs at walls.  This week has been particularly hard because he got his shots.  I expected a crabby, feverish kid.  Instead, he just wouldn&apos;t sleep!  Not grumpy, just not tired.  He was awake for 14 hours!!  &lt;b&gt;I&lt;/b&gt; can&apos;t even stay awake for 14 hours!!!  Thank goodness, he has been asleep so far for three consecutive hours.  Hallelujah!  I need a night off but I feel so bad for dropping him off somewhere, he has colic, he just cries for hours at night.  The doctor says colic usually subsides by 3 months, just one more month to go!  I&apos;m happy I have a healthy, (mostly) happy child, but keeping my sanity is hard!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hes pretty perfect</title>
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  <description>Nolan Paul&lt;br /&gt;December 3&lt;br /&gt;8lbs&lt;br /&gt;21 inches&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.alegent.com/body.cfm?id=1447&amp;action=detail&amp;ref=27361&quot;&gt;http://www.alegent.com/body.cfm?id=1447&amp;action=detail&amp;ref=27361&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:17:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So last time they checked a weight on the kid, he was measuring really small.  We were worried my health problems had begun to affect him.  Yesterday, they weighed him again; he&apos;s in the 90th percentile.  I guess growth can happen in spurts.  It&apos;s freaking me out that I have a 6 pound human in me (but I&apos;m more excited that he&apos;s okay!).</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>no doubt about it</title>
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  <description>Kumar is a boy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shocked the hell out of me, I was absolutely sure it was a girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bring on the bugs and dinosaurs and baseballs!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:41:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>make your guess!</title>
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  <description>We will know in just a couple weeks if we are buying blue or pink!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.expectnet.com/logingame.php?game_name=Kumar&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.expectnet.com/72574/7ad89c97/banner2.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 21:25:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>yeah I know she&apos;s young</title>
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  <description>But I think she&apos;s cute already!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/985/betterij4.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:35:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>for Stephanie</title>
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  <description>A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant &lt;br /&gt;  operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and &lt;br /&gt;  looked over the menu...&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;  + Tourist: $5&lt;br /&gt;  + Broiled Missionary: $10.00&lt;br /&gt;  + Fried Explorer: $15.00&lt;br /&gt;  + Politician - Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;  The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, &apos;Why such a price &lt;br /&gt;  difference for the Politician?&apos; The cook replied, &quot;Have you ever tried to &lt;br /&gt;  clean one? They&apos;re so full of shit, it takes all morning.&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:36:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>You know what I hate about my job?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My niece just called and asked if I wanted to come over and celebrate her birthday.   Although I usually go in at 4, I think I would rather have a cookout with my sister and her kids.  And since I have no set schedule or hours, I can go into work whenever I want. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel better now.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:19:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 19:35:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My friend&apos;s baby turns one on Saturday.  I want to get her this...how cute is it?!?!  I hope our first baby is a girl!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://media.kohls.com.edgesuite.net/is/image/kohls/220252?wid=400&amp;amp;hei=400&amp;amp;op_sharpen=1&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:22:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Loving your job vs. making the money</title>
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  <description>Would you take a job that you love but don&apos;t make much money or would you take a job that you can&apos;t stand but make more?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it&apos;s kind of a bit more, like 2 bucks more an hour?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 16:45:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I forgot it was April Fool&apos;s Day.  And since I am extremely vulnerable and trusting, I think I will stay inside all day.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:20:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Dave took the label from the home-made beef jerky and put it on the back of my jeans.  I didn&apos;t notice until now so I&apos;ve been walking around with a sticker that says &quot;HOT&quot; on my ass all day.  I&apos;m kind of embarrassed, but mostly glad I sit on my butt all day at work.  I&apos;m trying to be mad but it&apos;s pretty funny.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:45:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Dave made amends with his old buddy because he didn&apos;t want some stupid little thing to make his friend miss our wedding.  It inspired me.  And while I don&apos;t know how it will end up, the important thing is I tried.  And even if it doesn&apos;t work, it&apos;s better than not knowing.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:55:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>election day is the best day of the year</title>
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  <description>Pete Ricketts lost.  He spent, like, 12 million of this own money and has nothing to show for it.  I figured Nelson would win but thought Ricketts would show better than he did.  I guess people are really, really, REALLY sick of Bush.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, my mom already has a &quot;Hillary in 2008&quot; sign for her front yard.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:23:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>this might be my favorite picture.  You know it&apos;s a good wedding when the groom and his sister/bridesmaid get drunk and trade accessories.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://imageshack.us&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2194/55855654zw0.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:43:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>have you ever seen such a happy kid?</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 17:02:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>twice in one day!!!</title>
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  <description>We have folders for every day of the month that we put that days&apos; reports into.  A woman I work with showed one to me and said &quot;does that say 7/31 or 7/37?&quot;  I didn&apos;t really know what to say.  How many months have 37 days?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then, a man was discharged from the hopsital with instructions to take 800 mg of ibuprofen for pain.  He had a bottle of ibuprofen that said 200 mg on the label.  He wanted to know if it was 200 mg per tablet or per bottle.  Does it sound right that you would take 4 bottles of ibuprofen for one dose of pain relief?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How do people like that function in day to day life?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:08:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m thisclose to getting Dave to agree to a honeymoon at Wrestlemania 23!!!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:17:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>My weekend starts on Wednesday</title>
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  <description>I thought Paco was lonely so I brought Doorstop to come live with us.  I thought maybe he just needed a friend and then he would stop following me around and meowing at me.  Now, instead, they both follow me; he meows and Doorstop nibbles on my toes.  They still kind of fight over who gets to sleep with us but other than that, get along pretty ok.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:22:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>they have the internet on computers now</title>
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  <description>We finally have the internet!  Although I&apos;m pretty sure we will end up owing Cox our firstborn child, I&apos;m very excited to not have to go to the library to check my e-mail.  And with digital cable and &quot;Campus Ladies&quot;, I&apos;m super psyched.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:22:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My niece has a MySpace.  There&apos;s something very weird about reading her myspace account and thinking about how it seems just yesterday that I used to hold her and help her walk.  I remember wanting to hear her talk and now she doesnt shut up.  It&apos;s kinda cool to read her myspace though; I&apos;m pretty proud of how she&apos;s grown up.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 20:04:50 GMT</pubDate>
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